cy jk: anything at all happening to tae like even if he just stubs his toe or something that guy is ready to flip the switch
cy tae: barrel jeans

noy jk: jin dating his dad
noy tae: all sugar in the world being replaced with splenda - he'd turn into evil willy wonka to restore joy and chocolate in the world

iylm jk: if his mom was just a liiiiittle bit worse and he didn't have jin or tae
iylm tae: getting scammed by a sonny angel reseller

skillshare jk: labubus
skillshare tae: people saying 'I could care less'

dna jk: if jin and namjoon had died I think he probably would've snapped
dna tae: he's giving me victor from arcane like doesn't realize he's becoming a villain until it's too late. obviously he'd have a mad scientist downfall

losin end jk: I truly don't think he could ever be a villain :') he's my capital H hero through and through
losin end tae: every student in his class using chatgpt to write their papers

chingu jk: if his dad ever told him he was 'serving cunt'
chingu tae: menthol cigarettes. that man would be unhinged