hahaha I love this

cy jk: jin (mischievous)
cy tae: jimin (loving)

noy jk: his nieces (protective)
noy tae: his bandmates (he's playing the ghost sax)

iylm jk: jimin and yoongi (by accident, but they adopt him anyway)
iylm tae: namjoon (OUCHIE)

skillshare jk: Bam (loving)
skillshare tae: whatever poor soul is compiling the newest version of the OED (he's going to take over the whole thing via ghost proxy)

dna jk: jin (OUCHIE)
dna tae: the entirely of the ditko lab (for academic purposes)

losin end jk: david (pain in the ass)
losin end tae: his sister (very conflicted)

chingu jk: hyunjin (evil)
chingu tae: daeshim (evil)