(it's a secret) · 1mo
Dear Ja𝓺𝓺𝓺𝓺𝓺𝓺ueline (yes, I rolled the Q's like the Spanish rr. Don't ask me how I do this.), we are contacting you to let you know that your butt is about to be smashed like potatoes. What toppings should be put on it?
I learned to roll Rs when I was a kiddo going to high school in TX because two yrs of foreign language was required & I went with Spanish. You just vibrate the back of your tongue against the roof of your mouth. EZ peasy. Everyone reading this, try it! Back of the tongue! U can do it! It's also how to purr like a cat BTW!
Oh yeah, about the butt.... Let's go with olive oil plz.
