......technically i have already given scoups this affliction many times over, but i will continue to do so until big dick can't fuck catches on because:

exhibit A: the snapshoot video. if you think that is sexy, i regret to inform you, and i am going to hold your hand when i say this, that you are having terrible sex and you deserve so much better than a dude who thinks ramming your cervix arrhythmically is what fucking should be. also my #theory is that he's constantly exercising in lieu of taking medication, because i know many people with various mental ailments who have taken up kickboxing or pole dancing or lagree because they hated the way SSRIs made them feel (and SSRIs do in fact cause sexual dysfunction)

in my head tho he is someone's #1 eater.....so it evens out.