This might be a bit odd, but tying you to a chair and hooking you up to a bike pump is a hot idea. Being in total control of how big you get, watching as every intentional pump I make causes you to get bigger and bigger. Slowly filling you up until you finally feel like you're about to explode.
God, this is a dream. I once had someone tie me to a chair and stuff me full of an entire box of cream puffs and I still think about it!
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