I'd hook you up to an aquarium pump but take it nice and slow. I want you to slowly blimp up for an hour, continuously rubbing at your swelling gut to make sure the air is properly filling up every crevice. Break out some lotion to make that balloon shine. I want you bigger than you've ever felt before.
Ohh, do I get to at least release any of the pressure or am I just at the whim and the will of the pump?? 😳
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