Please ask literally anything i will spread my life open for you

Ike

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chudling · 7d

Would you mind getting milked for hours on end by a revolving door of top heavy ladies who have a simply insatiable lust for absurd amounts of cum?

would i mind? that's the end goal of my life

chudling · 8d

Can I slobber on your cock and balls for hours before you plow me?

yeah i'm pretty sure that's part of the package

chudling · 8d

Genuinely how are you so beautiful and androgynous? every irl post is like transition goals (in other words do you have a special skin/hair care routine?)

I exfoliate and moisturize regularly, and make sure to prep and care properly around shaving to keep things smooth. I use a whole host of hair products too, but the biggest impact for me has been overnight serums/leave-in oils after showering

Ike · 8d

chudling · 8d

How long can you last?

This is very situational! Generally pretty long though, I guess

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chudling · 9d

Thoughts on footjobs/pawjobs? :3c

Hate hate hate hate feet. Keep them away from me. Genuine dealbreaker

Ike · 9d

chudling · 9d

do you like egg salad sandwiches

theyre fine yea

Ike · 9d

chudling · 9d

can I hold your ankles and push my face into them

Push your face into my.. ankles? I guess?

Ike · 9d

chudling · 9d

Can I sit on you until you knock me up, or...

Yea it's free to use if you see it unoccupied

Ike · 9d

chudling · 9d

Okay not a grenade. Just inflate me like a water balloon?

See "like a water balloon" makes it sound like it's more about the inflation aspect, that's not the type of guy I am!

Ike · 9d

chudling · 9d

smash or pass Goombella from paper mario?

genuinely how desperate are you

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