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@mayormingus
butthole doctor · 3 answers · 2mo

No offense, but I genuinely think it's weird to say an entire town (which mind you, is mainly filled with phoneheads) supports Mayor Mingus.

ummmmmm ... am i too woke or is this weird to say to a literal minor?? :/

@fern
fern · 2mo
redyuling · 2mo

i’m hungry.

Eat

@fern
fern · 2mo
@sorcus
sorcus · 2mo

Hi i love you Mwah

HI HI HI HI ILY HI MWA HI

@fern
fern · 2mo
redyuling · 2mo

I'm gonna pee on you

oh good ive been needinf a shower

@fern
fern · 2mo
redyuling · 2mo

my dingaling\

my dingaling

@fern
fern · 2mo
@mayormingus
butthole doctor · 2mo

guess who

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fern · 2mo
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