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thoughts on tentacles? if you like them what are your preferences?
love them but I'm also really, really picky. first, they can't be small. I hate those tiny ones that can go in ears and that look like they'd wiggle really uncomfortably on the skin. I want those things to be as thick as my forearm. I also want them to be slick but not slimy. they should glide naturally over skin and the pleasure from them should come from the insertion, the depth, and the stretch rather than any sort of friction. I just really don't want slime buildup
also, no suckers ever. I want a uniform texture across the entire length
what other games woudl be enhanced with a wife arm
what games COULDN'T
what's your favorite tea, and if not tea, then beverage
honestly my tastes in tea are extremely basic. if you put a masala chai in front of , you've basically done a tutorial quest in a game where you have to keep somebody occupied so you can steal their clothes and sneak off
What kind of game should Aya Shameimaru star in?
I mean, how long you got? almost all of my ideas are photography based so like...
a simple one is that I'd like something that exists at the intersection of Dead Rising, Fatal Frame, and a 6DOF shooter. trapped in a place, you're reporting on it, but also the easiest way to deal with enemies is the flash on your camera sending them scurrying off. the flash leads to worse photos though so you're kinda balancing the whole situation out
the next one I'd like is the one I'm working on periodically, where it's basically Qix mixed with a traditional Touhou game. instead of shots, you're trying to enclose enemies and the (mid)boss in lines so that you can take pictures of them. the more enclosed an enemy or boss is, the more damage you do to them. you can also enclose bullets which will clear them from the screen and contribute to your health. also, if the boss touches the enclosing lines before you fully enclose them, the lines break and you take damage
I understand that this really doesn't line up perfectly with the concept of the spell card system, but I'm more interested in making the game fun and interesting first
Tell me a game you love to hate and a game you hate to love
can I answer "world of warcraft" to both of these? no?? I can't??? what the fuck!!!!
love to hate is easy. it's unfortunately a very destructive love and I get really mad by the time I'm done, but I was a fucking GROUND FLOOR HATER of bioshock infinite. all those people who were like "wow the opinion of bioshock infinite sure turned negative over the past few years" don't get it. first of all, I hated that game DAY ONE but also peoples opinions on it started to shift fast the further in they got because media literacy isn't entirely dead, just mostly dead
as for a game I hate to love?
red dead redemption 2. I love that game so much. I adore it. I've put over 1000 hours into the singleplayer alone. it has some of the most dogshit controls I've ever dealt with in a game I wouldn't outright call bad, rockstar's mission design is still fundamentally incompatible with open world design, a bunch of that game is just outright cut content, it has some really weird issues with the Irish that sure seem to be in GTA and RDR1 as well, but I love it still
but god, what a piece of shit
you get to make a new game in any series: what series do you pick and whats your idea for the new game
okay so there's a few, but the big one I want is genuinely a game I've wanted the opportunity to make FOREVER
I didn't mean for that to be a reference to the series but
I want to make the fifth mainline Duke Nukem game. Duke V Duke, where Duke Nukem is plucked out of time on September 10th, 2001 and sent to the far future of 2021, where Duke made good on his promise to run for president at the end of Duke Nukem Forever and is now serving his third term as the despotic leader of a crumbling America. a group of rebels, figuring that the only person who could possibly stop Duke is Duke himself, grabbed a version of him from a time when he was still considered something of a hero and icon, but hadn't become jaded and ruined like he was by Forever
basic grunt enemies are these T-800 versions of Duke, black leather jacket, sunglasses, because all Duke can ever really create are pastiches because he's not exactly creative, not even in the future. he basically just tells everyone around him what he wants and has them do all the work for him. every so often you'll get bigger enemies, a bit more flavour, but everything is all Duke throwing his glory days at Past Duke and him having to deal with that shit
I'd like it to be kinda very lightly im-sim like, where you're given a lot of paths to take per-level, all based around the idea that Duke Nukem as a series has really leaned a lot towards environmental interactivity since 3D and I think that's something that should be explored more. you don't have a massive arsenal at your disposal but there should be plenty of stuff in the environment to use to fight with. Duke probably loves the second amenedment so you can get guns easily, but you'll get more use out of blowing up a canister of shrinker ammo to shrink an entire sphere around them into a tiny spot, stuff like that
and I don't really want to change Duke as a character dramatically, but I do want this game to sort of bring him in line with the way a lot of people treat him now, especially through Gianna Matragiano clips, where he's a sort of crude but supportive meathead. he could start as the old version of Duke but the game would gradually make him into that version of himself. by the end of it, he'd have to kill his future self and then go back in time as a slightly new version of himself, and that could dovetail nicely into the Duke Nukem Forever Restoration Project, which would be made the canon version of Forever
also they'd fuck up sending him back so he'd show up on September 12th and that's why he didn't stop 9/11
How are you such an entertaining streamer??? Teach me your ways.
I'm not sure that I am entertaining! I just put way too much effort into layouts and then play games I like on the internet!!
Hey, itās me. The one that asked to see your unclothed breasts or Iād die. I apologize. I was in a difficult place at the time and I have had a lot of character development since then. I hope you and your milkers are well.
you could have seen them but you didn't tune into the inadvertent stream I did where I was using my nude model and I was in the hot tub from Duke Nukem 3D: Nuclear Winter with two strippers and I didn't crop it properly so the nipples kept poking out every so often because of the breathing animation and how I moved. OBS didn't even say I was streaming, I was sending it via Virtual Webcam to Discord but the next day I got a StreamElements email summarizing the stream performance
thoughts on pacis? asking cuz like, I'm 7 and not like typical paci age but I still like them
extremely neutral, honestly. I remember when people were being real weird and aggressively against them on twitter a while ago when I still bothered to use twitter because I didn't realise I could love myself instead and all I could think was "this is the thing people are going to be vocally against this week? really??"
top 10 evil women
I'm putting them all in first place so that every single one of them completely destroys me out of spite
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