My biologically 25 year old bisexual husband, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAA..... RREAAAAAAAASAAGGHHHH!!

Me, periodically glancing at him over my shoulder while doing 110 MPH down highway I-95: Come on Cahara, focus! Kids six and under eat for free at Applebee's and I KNOW you can age regress 2 more years. Think about fear.. and HUNGER!

The blond prophecied Twink chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: Do you guys think they really use a special signature sauce for their burgers or is it just a marketing term?