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@mayormingus
butthole doctor · 3 answers · 4mo

No offense, but I genuinely think it's weird to say an entire town (which mind you, is mainly filled with phoneheads) supports Mayor Mingus.

ummmmmm ... am i too woke or is this weird to say to a literal minor?? :/

@beetlejuice
beetlejuice · 4mo
redyuling · 4mo

i’m hungry.

Eat

@beetlejuice
beetlejuice · 4mo
@sorcus
sorcus · 4mo

Hi i love you Mwah

HI HI HI HI ILY HI MWA HI

@beetlejuice
beetlejuice · 4mo
redyuling · 4mo

I'm gonna pee on you

oh good ive been needinf a shower

@beetlejuice
beetlejuice · 4mo
redyuling · 4mo

my dingaling\

my dingaling

@beetlejuice
beetlejuice · 4mo
@mayormingus
butthole doctor · 4mo

guess who

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beetlejuice · 4mo
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