I want to hoodwink you into thinking I'm bad at mahjong and then invite you and a few other cuties to a few rounds of strip mahjong as you lose hand after hand, clothing piece after clothing piece. I want you to be so desperate for some monhun multiplayer but all you have to play with is me, which I gladly will, if you show me some appreciation after.
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