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Loyal Subject · 1mo

A certain someone you might know must admit... that they are quite taken by Your Majesty's massive ego. They wish to reach out, but they are afraid of being off-putting or too forwards. Is there any way Her Highness prefers to be contacted?

Loathe as I am to, let's take a step out of kayfabe for a second here, to fully address this one.

First, if you want to reach out, reach out! I'm not hard to find, to be quite frank, and any method of contact will reach me in time.

As for being too forward... well, approaching royalty is always taking a gamble, isn't it? But kayfabe aside as mentioned, a little forwardness is inevitable if I don't even know who you are, and especially if I don't know what you want...~ It's up to you to make that move.

Thirdly, I love tribute, admiration and adoration, but I am happily taken and not looking. Please adjust your approach and expectations accordingly.

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