Reporting live outside of the well-known building, Bang Bros capital 👀 Where we have received multiple reports from all over the U.S. About sightings of a figure named, "Big Dick Randy" 😰 😈 He is popping up in random areas, just stalking people And putting up posters of asses being ripped off
He is also writing on random walls the words "Randy is coming for that ass and candy, nigga" Everyone, please try to be safe on Halloween🎃 Although it looks like nowhere is safe Man, it's 2023 and Big Dick Randy coming back, And on Halloween night he gon' be looking for a snack,, If you see that nigga coming, better run like you in track He a big scary nigga, man, he seven foot and black He don't joke around, he don't fucking play He gon' run off with yo' butt and eat it up like a buffet You'll be trick or treating hanging out, thinking it's okay And then he'll run up on you snatch yo' butt and run the other way, And there's niggas out here thinking it's a fucking game, Since the day that Randy got me, I ain't been the fucking same, Snatch me up and made me disappear just like he David Blane That nigga ever get you this the only way to get away, Look him in the face, and start moaning out his fucking name He gon' start shaking, break his grip and then you run away, He gon' keep that candy, you'll be lucky to take some away ,Digbar shut the fuck up!
I'm about to have some fun today (big Dick Randy?) 😈
DigBar capping hard, there ain't no escapin' me
He ain't get away, he in my lap right now, I'm taking cheeks
Halloween, I'm on the US tour and I'll be in yo' city
Snatching off that butt and taking candy, I'ma show no pity
What the fuck? Big Dick Randy just broke in the goddamn studio
He lifted me out the chair, with one hand grabbing my booty hole
He hopped on the damn mic and said two lines and then he left a note
I'ma read that bitch to y'all real quick, this what he fucking wrote
"Dear all trick-or-treaters, I'm coming back for that ass
If I ain't get that butt last year then this year it's getting smashed
I ain't pulling up in no granny costume, that shit hard to run in
I'm pulling up in a tracksuit and we really gon' get this fun in"
What the fuck? What that mean?
Big Dick Randy coming back on Halloween?
And ain't nobody safe, man, not even you and me
Randy finna strike again
I'll tell y'all about it when I drop part three on Halloween

On Halloween, there will be a niggaYou gon' take his peen'He's big and black, he will take your candyThat nigga's name is Big Dick RandyAyy, Big, Big Dick RandyHe take booty, not just candyHe dress up like he a grannyThen he be waiting for niggas to walk off aloneHe make sure they ain't near no homeHe sneak up and he let out a moanHe rip off your booty and then he is goneI remember one day, it was like 2012It was big Randy, I could just tellHe took my booty and I couldn't yellI got to the house, mama said, "Where is yo' ass and where is yo' candy?"And I said, "Mama, it was Big Dick Randy!He came out of nowhere, oh, God, he appearedAnd then he ran off with my rearHe took my whole booty and all of my candyBut you should be lucky that I'm even hereRandy's the real deal, he usually finish the killI guess I got luckyI don't know how I made it out of there aliveBefore that big nigga could fuck meRandy, he is the oneHide your daughters and hide your sonsRandy, he is the oneHide your daughters and hide your sonsAhh, DigBar, bring that ass back here!No! Get away from me!Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh!Please!Ahh!Ayy, if he get you, you cannot escapeSo just be ready 'cause that booty's gonna get rapedRandy's takin' everybody, he ain't scared of nothin'It's Halloween so he'll turn that booty to his pumpkinHe dresses up as granny, it's a disguiseThen he walks up on you and looks you dead in yo' eyesThe niggas just be like "Hey, wassup? How was your night?"Then he catch 'em off-guard when he startFuckin' they butt with his pipeHe do it so good, he do it so rightHe takin' the booties on Halloween nightAnd if yo' cake end is tight, he's gonna take it alrightSo don't even put up a fightOn Halloween, there will be a niggaYou gon' take his peen'He's big and black, he will take your candyThat nigga's name is Big Dick RandyHe's big and black, he will take your candyThat nigga's name is Big Dick RandyRandy, he is the oneHide your daughters and hide your sonsRandy, he is the oneHide your daughters and hide your sonsHide your daughters and hide your sonsHide your daughters and hide your sons