While I do take pride of my fatty butt; the idea of growing a huge rack that rivals girls' cup sizes, wobbling and sloshing with each waddle and aureolas the size of a whole family pizza each does eats me up each day x_x

That being said, fattening up my lower half sounds way too hot and better ough. Growing a four roll gut that makes my waddling harder and tiring by weighting me down, needing to drag and haul around such useless flab. Cant even wrap up half of my huge stomach with some clothing, just letting that meter long navel to breathe...

On top of that, the whole pick-up truck I will be hauling behind me. Being just as a nuisance and wide as my couch sized belly. Wagon so obese and thick that I would need a permit to just backtrack my waddling, oblivious to anybody who was using any of the ten seats I was going to sit on.