grabbing your beanbag cheeks and squishing them together
H-HEY ahem At least do let me know which ones...
Get your hands on my chins and cheeks and aside from getting a pout, you're getting absolutely slurped
Get a grab from my truck crushing butt and aside from getting a scare out of me, you'll get used as my butt rag for weeks...
Both end up with you as calories for my body
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