What's it like having Yakuza kitty cats at your beck and call? Is your irl kitty cat one of them?
They're a lot less scary than the humans in the yakuza. They help old ladies cross the street and stuff like that, just like the humans in the yakuza do. But they also eat the same kind of stuff as me, which is nice. Yakuza humans eat stuff like burgers. That scares me.
The Nyafia cats are very protective and very dangerous, but they're never any danger to me like those scary yakuza types are. They treat me like a princess and get me anything I need. They do ask to be fed a lot but every kind of henchman has some kind of upkeep so that's okay. They rob banks sometimes but never food banks.
Fry isn't part of the Nyafia. He's aware of it but he's actually from outer space. He's a space cat. Space cats don't do that sort of stuff. They're off in their own world, in a manner of speaking. He answers to no one. Still begs for food though. He begs for food no matter how much he's eaten today.
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