alexander the great
Nicoismysenpai

insert funny gay joke here

he/him, in ur mum
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magnificent goose · 1mo

how was your day

could be better cause i was throwing up until i had to go to the hospital at 5am but i DID eat a lovely bacon wrap and take a 14 hour nap after i came back which was delicious, so we consider that as a W :D thank you for asking! how was yours? ^~^

magnificent goose · 1mo

thoughts on joöyeon×hänbin?

YOUR BRAIN??? i love it omfg jooyeon would follow him around like a DOG and hanbin would take such good care of him and give him all the kisses he wants...puppy x hamcat i love it i've never considered it before but it works so so well aaaaaa and it lines up perfectly with my ricky x gaon agenda

magnificent goose · 1mo

if you can make ship between ur ult group what would u write?

ooo do you mean a ship within my ult group or cross-group ships within my ult groups? if you mean within the group, my ult of ults is zb2ble (they're 2 subunits of 1 group in my head 😚) and DEFINITELY 2binz (hanbin x gyuvin). they're my 2nd ult ship after sookai lmao i'm 2binz president for a reason
if you mean cross-group ships within my ults i would take my ults txt and zb1, and ofc hueningtael hehe i looove hueningtael. i hueningtaeled so hard that i gaslighted kai and taerae into thinking they were dating too

magnificent goose · 1mo

alexander the great can you please expand on bitched alpha jyung please im listening thank you

magnificent goose · 1mo

assign omegaverse subgenders to zb2ble members

magnificent goose · 1mo

do you have any advice for fic writing 🥺

magnificent goose · 1mo

so what if I said I’ve known you since like 3+ years ago cuz I was on wattpad and I randomly stumbled across your twt acc while scrolling on zerose twt recently 😭

LMAOOO legit?? the wattpadder to zerose pipeline is crazy lmao
which wattpadder are you? i gotta know haha

magnificent goose · 1mo

roses are red, violets are blue
the universe paused when i looked at you

magnificent goose · 1mo

ee eoo ooo ee

o i i a i o i i a i (the day they let us put gifs here is the day i will be unstoppable)

magnificent goose · 1mo

haobin used 2 fuck but they hadta stop cos they kept fighting over who got to be matthew each time

babe wake up, new tag just dropped: inappropriate use of matthew seok roleplay (there's a haobinmaet poly ric in that)

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