Well the first thing's first replying to the post on Bsky or if we're mutuals, hit me up in DMs |D But I know the answers you're looking for!

If you're a long-tongued individual yourself, we can greet by coiling our tongues together and shaking on that! Otherwise, you can try and measure your foot on my tongue! Or maybe try and lay on it, see if my tongue can practically be your beach towel! I could even try wrapping you up in my tongue like a burrito, though what happens with burritos after will likely happen to you too! I could also shove my tongue into your mouth but you're probably not gonna be able to figure the length out unless you start slurping it down like a noodle! There's plenty of ways though is all I'm saying~