Alright, we'll get the obvious jokes answers out the way.
Pish, shite, ceaseless discharge, fanny batter, fish, Irn Bru, sweat, farts, cigarettes dipped in stale lager.
Now, let's get serious!
What would the signature perfumes of the main PRISM gang smell like.
Me first, #FA7FA7! Would be a subtly sweet scent with hints of strawberry and vanilla. Makes you think of sweet alcopops.
Ampla, #FA777A. Very strong, floral scent but refreshing. Smells like an early summers day and would give hayfever sufferers a wee fright. Maybe a slight whiff of tzatziki.
Fatatoskr, #FFFFFF, somehow smells of everything and nothing at once. A single whiff would flashbang your nostrils.
Iris, #ADD8E6! Another sweet scent but with a rather savoury undertone of tea leaves and smokiness. A sweet, fun, playful yet earthy smell thats versatile! Perfect for the witchy type with a foot in the past and the eyes on the future.
G-710, #710992! You'd expect ol' GG to smell of an old persons home, but she's too proactive for that. A subtle sent of motor oil, wood burnt ash and gunpowder creates the vibe of no-nonsense strong willed survival, perfect for the older woman taking a holiday in a cyberpunk future.
Wendy, #968472, would probably have the most divisive scent. A strong, oaky scent with tinges of smoke and mildew, the smell of waking up early in a well-worn tent next to the burning embers of a fire. Probably a little whiff of horse too. Irresistible in sapphic circles.
Iona, #E49B0F, our resident VB soaked science specialist. Now the obvious answer would be Tim Tams, Bunnings Snags and cigarettes. Mainly because thats what she actually smells like. But her perfume would be a heavily citrusy scent, sweet yet sharp. It definitely cuts through subtler scents and isn't for the faint of sense.
Finally is Effy, #2E3E4E! Like who its based on, it would be a strong woodsy scent with a hint of refreshing highland spring. The kind of smell that would be perfect for a night out in Stirling (my condolences) or if you just don't want to reek of sweat while walking up Alva Glen.