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Goobold · 3d

Do you like paws?

very much so, yes! particularly when my goopy beans are on someones face :3

Nova · 3d

Ensie · 3d

Headfirst, feet first, or tail first?

oh, this is evil. you know the answer to this, it was the first thing Max did to me.. you just want to expose my weakness! :(

....tail first <33

Nova · 3d

Goobold · 3d

Complete and utter belly worship. This isnt a question, yours is just great :3

aww, thank you!! always happy to recieve tummy appreciation.. <33

Nova · 3d

Goobold · 3d

Can I mix you with ice cream to make a mint chocolate milkshake and if so, can I drink you?

i already taste like a chocolate Andes mint, so can save you a step! just inject a straw.. anywhere in my goo >u>

Nova · 3d

Goobold · 3d

Do you wanna build a snowman? If not thats ok we can like.. build a concreteman or something.

uuh.. sure lol?? can also make a gooman :3

Nova · 3d

Goobold · 3d

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the goo derg? No this isnt a reference to the tootsie pop commercials (it is)

that depends on how flustered the derg is.. not very many if your licking at a melty derg puddle! (the mere act of licking will do that, this will happen)