Anonymous · 6h

If Kaa and Gerrark got into a staring contest, who would come out zonked?

Depends on the shape I'm sporting, probably. The Witch would put him between her legs and use him like floss. My purple snake self wouldn't see any need to hypnotize him and would probably just enjoy ensnaring prey together with a fellow appreciator of the fine arts of eating and seduction. There's a newer tanuki shape that, if his pipe is lit first, I don't fancy that serpent's chances... though as for my beautiful blue peacock self? I can't deny it. I'm always sighing and smiling thinking about him...

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