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You are a goo.
What goo are you?
(i.e. latex, rubber, oil, symbiote, taffy, nanite swarm, etc etc etc)
Typically they've generally always been some form of latex/rubber goo! Or at least the pokésonas are!
read a prior ask as "have you ever thought about being a cookie" so we will ask what flavor of cookie would you be if you were a cookie
Clearly red velvet~
Joking aside probably just an oat and raisin cookie because only certain people will appreciate me.
Favorite type of biscuit?
Can't go wrong with a custard cream tbh.
I actually prefer bourbons but the range of "this is cheapest horrid thing I've eaten in a while" to "this is what I want" is so wide it's just easier to go with custard creams.
Have you ever thought of being a bookie?
(I'd like to hedgy some bets.)
The only bets I'll take are chances of me biting necks and weirdly everyone keeps betting against it and loosing their money
What's the peak part of the vampire feeding experience?
I mean FOR ME it's the moment just after my fangs have sunk all the way in and that which I crave has started to flow in to me. It's pretty damn pleasurable to me too! You could probably argue that what makes me a magical creature likely wants to reinforce I do the things to keep it moving!
As for the prey, well if we like you then we'll obviously ensure you're adequately tranced, feeling very good and to make sure (and reinforce) how much pleasure every bit of suction, hearing every gulp, your biter takes will give you. We could even make sure that it surpasses other pleasures~
favorite video'd game box art
OH MAN. This one is actually kind of hard for me as I struggle to remember game box art (I mostly had second hand carts or... totally legitimate copies smiles) but oh man does the first Mega Man's US boxart holds a lot of "I love this, it's dumb"
Sonic 3's US boxart is also kinda funny 'cus Knuckles is just there in a fucking bush
Warioland: The Shake Dimension is also pretty up there too in actually looking fun
How about Kirby Planet Robobot 'cus Kirby just looked excited to be in A MECH
Two parter:
1. Have you stared into the abyss?
2. If so, does it have abs? It's kinda in the name, but you can never tell.
1 - Yes, it stared back
2 - Only sometimes, it's amorphous
Don't you think it's messed up that they call it HETEROchromia even though it's gay as heck
It's so true tbh, clearly should be called queerchromia
As a vamp, does biting your tongue count as a snack?
(Please don't owie yourself. >_<)
My tongue is pale for a reason!!! There's not much blood there usually!
But also yes I shall now owie myself
What do you like about being a hedgehog?
I like my quills a lot! We're also pretty cute in my own biased opinion!
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