DarkOverord
DarkOverord

Vampire Hedgehog! Often thirsty! Sometimes other shapes!

UK
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Anonymous Bitee · 5d

Sorry if this one seems a bit much, but how do you approach people? I've been on the fringe of multiple fandoms but I never know how to take the next step.

I've been staring at this for a couple days as I'm not entirely sure I myself am the best to answer.

Like, if you're wanting to engage with fandoms more, generally I found the best way is literally just to post in those shared spaces. It's party why I made my Fallen London side blog on tumblr. But like, I'm also not, super engaging on that outside of replying in comments and stuff aha.

Otherwise, it is kind of just. Saying hi? I dunno I'm REALLY bad for this as I've kinda bumbled my way forward and always bewildered I am where I am in terms of knowing people lmao.

Enbyeon · 5d

If you were forced to be a were[creature], which creature would it be?

I mean it's bat obviously but if we're gonna make me pick something that isn't a fursoni etc. then it'd be a crocodile or similar

Anonymous Bitee · 5d

What do you think is the dumbest weakness vampires ever had in any lore or media they were in?
While we're at it, the silliest perk in lore or media as well.

Hang on let me get my silly lore document. Actually no I don't I know what it is it's garlic bulbs, partly 'cus that started as garlic flowers, anyway...

Simon isn't weak to garlic bulbs like modern media likes to use, though I've kept it in the sense of "you can smell blood and boy howdy is garlic one hell of a strong smell."

My favourite silly perk is always going to be Bram Stoker's concept notes of "Can tell if dead — sees man seemingly dead says ‘no’"

Anonymous Bitee · 5d

Do you say "Fang you very much" before or after biting someone?
(Assuming it definitely comes after an invitation to do so.)

Anonymous Bitee · 5d

You got the bat stink ? X3

No I smell delightful!!! Strawberries!!!!!!!!

Otherwise I smell of death if I don't I guess!!

The Eden Coven · 5d

What's your favorite game you never beat?

I'm trying to recall games that I've not finished for reasons that weren't "I hate this" and you know what? It's Ocarina of Time. On an emulator playing with keyboard, got to the Desert, got lost 'cus I couldn't keep up with the poe well, gave up lmao

Anonymous Bitee · 1mo

If I licked you, what would you taste like?
(Assuming the quilled end tastes of pain, what does the non-quilled end taste of? Joy? Cotton candy? A full English (w/ beans)? The memory of a warm day?)

Anonymous Bitee · 1mo

How often do you try to drink someone's blood, only to find they're some kinda creature (tech/supernatural) without blood? Does it get annoying?

Not very often! Thankfully a vampire can still sate some instincts on such creatures, I know at least two robots who have, experienced such a bite~

The Eden Coven · 1mo

which Peggle character would you turn first, making them your undead servant

Even though I was in Mailcty's stream earlier I had forgotten these creatures. Anyway it's clearly Lord Cinderbottom but I'm biased.

Anonymous Bitee · 1mo

Does being a vampire give you increased physical strength?

Correct! I can literally just pick people up without worry now! It's fun (for me) and useful (for me)!

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