DarkOverord
DarkOverord

Vampire Hedgehog! Often thirsty! Sometimes other shapes!

UK
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Anonymous Bitee · 12d

You are a goo.
What goo are you?
(i.e. latex, rubber, oil, symbiote, taffy, nanite swarm, etc etc etc)

Typically they've generally always been some form of latex/rubber goo! Or at least the pokésonas are!

The Eden Coven · 12d

read a prior ask as "have you ever thought about being a cookie" so we will ask what flavor of cookie would you be if you were a cookie

Clearly red velvet~

Joking aside probably just an oat and raisin cookie because only certain people will appreciate me.

Lolo De Puzlo · 12d

Favorite type of biscuit?

Can't go wrong with a custard cream tbh.

I actually prefer bourbons but the range of "this is cheapest horrid thing I've eaten in a while" to "this is what I want" is so wide it's just easier to go with custard creams.

Anonymous Bitee · 26d

Have you ever thought of being a bookie?
(I'd like to hedgy some bets.)

The only bets I'll take are chances of me biting necks and weirdly everyone keeps betting against it and loosing their money

Miko · 1mo

What's the peak part of the vampire feeding experience?

I mean FOR ME it's the moment just after my fangs have sunk all the way in and that which I crave has started to flow in to me. It's pretty damn pleasurable to me too! You could probably argue that what makes me a magical creature likely wants to reinforce I do the things to keep it moving!

As for the prey, well if we like you then we'll obviously ensure you're adequately tranced, feeling very good and to make sure (and reinforce) how much pleasure every bit of suction, hearing every gulp, your biter takes will give you. We could even make sure that it surpasses other pleasures~

The Eden Coven · 1mo

favorite video'd game box art

OH MAN. This one is actually kind of hard for me as I struggle to remember game box art (I mostly had second hand carts or... totally legitimate copies smiles) but oh man does the first Mega Man's US boxart holds a lot of "I love this, it's dumb"

Sonic 3's US boxart is also kinda funny 'cus Knuckles is just there in a fucking bush

Warioland: The Shake Dimension is also pretty up there too in actually looking fun

How about Kirby Planet Robobot 'cus Kirby just looked excited to be in A MECH

Anonymous Bitee · 1mo

Two parter:
1. Have you stared into the abyss?
2. If so, does it have abs? It's kinda in the name, but you can never tell.

The Eden Coven · 2mo

Don't you think it's messed up that they call it HETEROchromia even though it's gay as heck

Anonymous Bitee · 2mo

As a vamp, does biting your tongue count as a snack?
(Please don't owie yourself. >_<)

My tongue is pale for a reason!!! There's not much blood there usually!

But also yes I shall now owie myself

Anonymous Bitee · 2mo

What do you like about being a hedgehog?

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