Do they call you Creme because that's the consistency of your body once I stomp you flat?
Well no actually, "creme" is a term that companies put on food when their food isn't up to the legal definition of "cream," thus meaning it is fake or artificial. It's relevant because I act sweet and kind towards micros (at least, canonically) but actually have evil intentions, meaning my sweetness too, is fake. So that's- HEY WAIT A MINUTE-!!
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