Anonymous · 1d

Since it's grilling season, how do you like to dress your 'dog? (Phrased differently, what condiments do you like to have on your hot dogs?)

I love condiments on hot dogs and have plenty of them that I will list shortly but first I'm gonna drop a food hot take: chargrilled hot dogs are so good on their own that they really don't need any sort of condiments or toppings. Sometimes for a chargrilled dog I will maybe put something on one of them on a whim but otherwise those are 95% of the time eaten plain because a chargrilled all beef natural snap casing hot dog is food of the gods kind of stuff to me.

That being said, hot dogs are one of my favorite foods in the entire world so I have plenty of condiment choices. In fact I'll be honest with you, I like most all options on a hot dog. Even sauerkraut can be good depending on my mood. Some of my favorite hot dog condiment options include of course mustard, chili and cheese, bacon and cheese, onions, relish, and hell I don't even hate ketchup. It's totally fine on a hot dog. And then there's the Chicago Dog with all sort of fixings. Sometimes you just need a hot dog with so much stuff on it that you can't even see the hot dog. Some of the weirdest stuff I've had on a hot dog is cheesesteak (20 year old me was a disaster but I knew what I was doing that was good) or even like, bacon cheese fries. The kind of shit that makes you need to knife and fork your hot dog. Hot dogs kick ass.

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