I felt a bit silly asking this. Like maybe it come off as an attempt to be quirky. Alas, this is something I am actually just invested in; Fridges are my favourite part of the kitchen. They are special, and they can be beautiful, and should be loved, and shit...they make sure your meat does not go bad. They display your past (photos), future (bills, restaurant numbers), and present (calendars). Who the fuck wants an ugly Fridge

A well oiled fridge changes lives. Cooking lives. Your Life at 6 AM trying to Make Breakfast. OK