unlimited bacon but no bacon. [I'd like to still continue to play games... i may have confused myself on understanding this question]

I'm not really a tv show watcher, but if i had to choose..... one piece [or one of the sonic shows]
as for what id write, no ideaaa

being suddenly butt ass nekkid and seen by my crush

Are you the witch from Hansel and Gretel?... [I feel like I'd make a terrible soup, full of ramen and ungodly food combinations I shall not list]

ya, my friend biibo. They think im totally super epic and we are the bestest of friends. [just kidding, hello sky friend. You are cool and a very sweet person, stay awesome]

I dream of the jersey mikes italian sub.... life changing

True [true]

a apple...

wha?...