hamzahbuttdestroyer · 16h

people are waking up to Claire looking a lot like Martin with those ‘the only girl I’d ever shag is Andrew in drag’ but they’re not WAKING UP.
If your man only likes you cause you look like his homeboy and starts dating you when said homeboy starts getting real serious with his girlfriend when prior to this he always called you his sister your man is GAY

it's crazy that you can barely tell if it's martin or claire in those photobooth photos with hamzah claire and mandy (where mandy's kissing her and hamzah isn't)
the whole fanbase has said from day one that claire is identical to martin in both appearance and personality and that hamzah is dating claire because she's the closest thing to martin so they know this but it still hasn't registered in their brains exactly what they're suggesting... i am seeing more and more of those edits though and i think at least a few of those editors know what's going on
^ i feel like what was especially incriminating for hamzah beyond just how similar martin and claire are, were the drawings hamzah posted where the only two with stars in them were claire with star freckles and martin with stars in his eyes... like hamzah really wants what's inside martin and wants martin's heart but settles for claire because he sees it/him on her externally so if he squints she's close enough to martin if that makes any sense

i want to know exactly when martin started planning to propose to mandy because i imagine he very quickly told hamzah about it
based on their hair in the video of when martin was buying the ring i would say that happened back in late april but considering how much thought and effort he put into everything about the proposal and the way his entire theme for the boxing match was about mandy and his love for her he had to have been planning the proposal/planning to buy the ring for a while before that and it would be interesting if he first brought up the idea back in late january/early february... then in february hamzah coincidentally decides to take his straight larp to the next level and end his 2-3 month ish talking stage with claire by asking her out

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